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House Hunters – SNL


>>EVEN AND JOHN ARE LOOKING TO
MOVE FROM THEIR CURRENT WEST CHESTER HOME TO SOMETHING
BIGGER. WORKING WITH A BUDGET OF
$400,000, THEY’VE SEEN SEVERAL POSSIBILITIES.
NOW IT’S TIME TO CHOOSE.>>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE
SPLIT SFLEFL.>>ONE WAS NICE.
IT WAS MOVE-IN READY AND I LIKE THE GRANITE COUNTERTOPS.
>>AND THERE WAS ROOM FOR MY MAN CAVE.
>>BUT IT DIDN’T HAVE ANY WINDOWS, JUST DRAWINGS OF
WINDOWS.>>IT WAS FIVE CREPTS OVER
BUDGET.>>SHOULD WE CROSS THAT OFF THE
LIST?>>I THINK SO.
>>WHAT ABOUT THE RANCH WITH THE HALF CAR GARAGE?
>>THAT WAS NICE. I LIKE THE SPACE.
>>AND ROOM FOR THE MAN CAVE.>>BUT THE FLOOR WAS VERTICAL,
IT SHOT STRAIGHT DOWN.>>BUT THERE WAS THE SOAKING
TUB.>>BUT IT WAS FILLED WITH
MAGICIAN.>>HMM.
>>I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU LIKED. THE SPLIT LEVEL RANCH.
>>HAD THE FOYER OF MY DREAMS.>>AND ROOM FOR YOUR MAN CAVE,
AND THERE WERE PLENTY OF TOWEL RACKS.
>>THAT’S TRUE. BUT IT WAS MILES FROM SHOPS AND
RESTAURANTS.>>YEAH, WE’D HAVE TO GET A CAR.
>>WHAT ABOUT THE MAN CAVE?>>THE ONE WITH THE VIEW OF THE
RIVER.>>IT CAME FURNISHED.
>>BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING ON THE FURNITURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT ABOUT THE HIDDEN VALLEY
RANCH?>>THE LITTLE PACKET.
IT WAS CREAMY.>>AND IT WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO
THAT SALAD.>>I JUST DON’T LIKE HAVING
NEIGHBORS THAT CLOSE. WHAT ABOUT THE INVISIBLE HOUSE
WITH THE CAT ON THE ROOF? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>AND HE WASN’T INVISIBLE. I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU LIKE —
>>AT ABANDONED SPLIT LEVEL FILLED WITH AUSTRALIAN
VAMPIRES!>>YES.
SO MUCH POSITIVES.>>AND THE YARD WAS FENCED IN SO
WE COULD LEFT YOUR SISTER RUN AROUND.
AND IT HAS GAS STOVE.>>BUT IT WAS ON THE BED.
>>THAT’S OKAY. ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY WITH
THE TOILETS IN THE SEWER?>>SURE, I WILL REACH UP, GRAB
THE TANK, JACKKNIFE MY LEGS UP AROUND THE BOWL AND JACK AROUND
THE BASE. ONCE I’M UP THERE, I WILL JUST
POP NORMALLY.>>YOU BETTER.
>>I PROMISE.>>WAIT, WHAT ABOUT YOUR MAN
CAVE, THERE’S NO ROOM.>>IF I CAN’T HAVE THE CAVE,
I’LL JUST COACH THE MAN IN THE BASEMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHOULD WE
CALL DIANE AND TELL HER WE’RE READY TO MAKE AN OFFER?
>>LET’S DO IT! [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE THIS HOUSE.>>SO WE CLOSED ON THE HOUSE
THREE WEEKS AGO.>>THE ASKING PRICE WAS $390,000
AND WE WOUND UP PAYING $9 BILLION PLUS CLOSING COSTS.
>>SO FAR THE HOUSE HAS BEEN SO GREAT.
WE LOVE THE GAS STOVE.>>AND WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM
TO ENTERTAIN FRIENDS. SO HOW’S WORK?
>>AND MY SISTER LOVES THE BACKYARD.
>>WOW, THIS IS GREAT! IT’S GREAT!
>>WE DID HAVE TO MAKE SOME COMPROMISES.
BUT WE FEEL LIKE THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER FOR US.
>>EVEN IF I DIDN’T GET MY MAN CAVE.
>>OH, CAN YOU LET ME OUT? [ LAUGHTER ] [APPLAUSE]

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